I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
