Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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