God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
two words...techno handjob
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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