I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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