We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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