Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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