I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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