Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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