Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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