Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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