TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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