Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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