): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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