turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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