This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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