if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
someone owes me an orgasm
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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