their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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