Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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