yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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