Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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