that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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