Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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