white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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