i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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