I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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