from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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