i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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