What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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