i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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