WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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