Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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