Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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