One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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