It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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