I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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