Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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