Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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