With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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