Are you guys doing anything tonight?
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i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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