i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You ruined the universe
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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