I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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