She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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