So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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