dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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