Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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