Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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