I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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