Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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