David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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