you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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