You just made me feel so damn special
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize