This is not my ceiling
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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