Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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