How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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