I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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