just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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